A week ago I was about to go out, but then I suddenly made my mind to check obama-weather.com. I realized that I should put jeans instead of shorts on. How happy I was thereafter! My friend hadn't taken any trousers with him and got frozen (his left testicle was frost-bitten and they had to cut it off). Thanks a lot to Obama!

Arthur Clark, 28 years old, a baseball player from Kentucky

It was a sunny autumn morning. I swallowed my coffee and consulted Obama. 'A coat and a hat', he showed. 'That's nonsense' I thought, but followed the advice. Within an hour the weather changed drastically, the sun hid behind the heavy clouds and a hail began. I felt warm though. I reached the hospital being in a cheerful mood. During my duty I met three patients with frost-bitten ears. I had to amputate one of them — that's how strong the frosts were that day. In appreciation of your help I am attaching that memorable ear.

Peter Hronski, 45 years old, a surgeon from Alabama

Guys, you're the best! Six months ago I was planning a double blind date — my friend Elly, me and two strangers, whom I met on the Web. It was pretty dull and gloomy — spring was just beginning — I decided to put a strict high-necked dress on, but your site recommended a light d'collet' blouse. After some doubts, I ran a risk. And a miracle happened! A slender blond guy — a young dentist — kept looking at my breast whole date long! And my friend got the other stranger, who turned to be a dump. Guys, I am so happy — I am marrying in a week!

Gina Pork, 27 years old, a hairdresser from Chicago